Friday, October 26, 2012

What one photo can conjure up!

Naughty here...Thanks for stopping by!

Recently, we were treated to a few delicious morsels from a new Rob photo shoot.  A few very talented women ‘untagged’ them because... well, You just don’t mess with the Precious.

Some of you will be surprised to know that I am writing a little fan fiction and one of these photos was MY Edward personified.  It literally made me gasp.  While thinking how appropriate said pic was, I came up with an idea....

We, fan fiction readers, have our own idea of what Edward looks like in our minds. Most, I presume, imagine Mr. Pattinson in various stages of undress, dress, tattoo, etc.  I have taken these photos and attached a link to the fan fiction I think it best suits.

[Disclaimer: These are not mine. All photos from Trunk Archive,Via  RobertPattinsonLife, Via RObsessed or tumblr.]

Let’s get down to bidness...

Well, this one really needs no description does it?
Fifty Shades...Master of the Universe by Icy. Unfortunately, this story is no longer available. (You know where you can get the updated version...Barnes & Noble, Amazon, anywhere books are sold.)

This also conjures up:
Sins of My Past by Content1
Edward & Bella, H.S. sweethearts until something happened...15 years later, Edward meets someone that changes his entire life.  This is the story of what a man will do to get back the love of his life even when he has to face the “Sins of My Past.”  (Complete)

No Ordinary Proposal by Twilover76
Bella is awarded a scholarship which represents the chance to get out of Forks and change her life. An error turns her life upside down, but will it bring her more than she ever hoped for?  (Complete)

Emancipation Proclamation by Kharizzmatik  (BellaTesoro’s rec!!! She loves a good Mobward!)
This is one of those monumental stories that I hope everyone read. Unfortunately, Khar has taken off her blog.  The story has been released as a book, Sempre, with some changes. The original tells the modern day tale of Isabella, a child slave who is ‘purchased’ by Carlisle “The Leech” Cullen, Consigliere of the Chicago mafia and her life taking care of him and his three sons.The Cullens are dealing with the aftermath of a tragic loss.  Can she help Carlisle’s youngest, Mafia Prince Edward deal with his pain? Can love prevail in a world of slavery, drugs, money and violence? Will the wrongs of the past ever be righted?  Human trafficking and slavery is still a very real problem in our world. Kudos to Khar for writing about it!!!

The Real Life of E.A. Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl.
Edward Cullen is a writer of...well, let’s be honest...Porn.  This is the story of his life with his beautiful wife, Bella and their three children.  My description of this story doesn’t do it justice. It’s hilarious and sweet. It will make you remember the crap you pulled as a kid and make you wish you parented like these two. I spent most of the time in tears from all the laughter. This is one of my very favorite stories and Edwards. VCG is a fabulous writer and one hell of a lady.  If you haven’t read it, do so and tell her “myedward3” sent you. (Completed)

Dodge and Burn by abstract way
A musician trying to cope with his past and failed marriage meets a free-spirited photographer...Will the decision she made long ago threaten what they could have?
This story is so good!  While it is still a WIP, please take the time to read it. AW has a way of telling you a tale that will make you smile, laugh and cry...

No One Special  by Matthison
Bella deals with the aftermath of a former classmates cruel treatment in High School. She meets her best friend/boss’ gorgeous, successful brother with issues of his own...can he help her forget and make her believe she truly is someone special? (Completed)

Drunk on You by pervytwins
Ok, so...this one...I’m a bit biased. It holds a special place in my heart. I cut my beta teeth on this one. Senior year, two friends, a few rounds of shots...four years later, another round of shots brings them together to face the consequences of their prior actions. Can they find love? (Completed)

Southern Comfort by JiffyKate
Bella’s work as a photojournalist sends her to the south where she meets the smooth, Cajun Edward.  Will they find love? Will she discover a few truths of her own? This story is filled with humor, a little revenge and a lot of hoTT Cajunward.  Make sure to read the author notes at the bottom of each chapter...these lovely ladies will make you laugh! (completed)

Harvard Can Wait by TongueTwied
Follow the journey as Edward and Bella grow up...This is a fabulous story that will have you wondering just what the hell is going on.  Another story close to my heart, TT is a dear friend who brought me out of my shell and into the blogging world. Read this!!!!!

The Piece de Resistance...


Besides being MY “E”, this brings to mind:

Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76
Mysterious Artist Edward Cullen is dealing with his own demons.  Bella Swan, nurse and devoted daughter to Charlie, makes everyone happy but herself including boyfriend Jacob. Will she finally do something for herself? Will Edward have anything to do with it? 5 out of 5 shamwows on this one. Hotter than my opinion. (Completed)

The Man in Black by PrettyKittyArtist
Recent NYU graduate Bella Swan is down on her luck and has to return home to Forks. She’s given up on love.  When her truck breaks down, she’s faced with her ex AND the hot owner of the town’s repair shop.  Can Cash restore her faith in love or will his secrets and family drive them apart?  Another hotter than hell Edward... (Completed)

The Red Line by Winndsinger
If you haven’t read this one...well, you’re just crazy. This is one of the first fics I read. Edward is a tortured soul making a living by exotic dancing. Bella is a psychology student who needs a subject for her thesis.  They get more than they bargained for, including love.  Fantastic story and the first time I ever pictured Edward as anything other than a doctor, lawyer, vampire...the list goes on. (Completed)

The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven (Laureateo4 rec!!)
Bella and Edward are stage actors with a past. Can they perform together after their not so HEA?  Will they finally figure it all out and find love again?   Thanks to BellaTesoro for turning us onto this one!!!

Do any of these photos bring to mind any stories for you? Recommend them in the comments!  We love recs!!!!   With the hundreds of thousands of stories out there, I’m sure we haven’t read them all.

Tell us if you’ve read the stories I mentioned and what you thought of them.



  1. *GASP* I know Drunk on You!!! Hahahaha and you're right that is so totally Edward... Q? Wouldn't you say so?

    I love this post! And you are spot on with your choices. MotU, EP, SoCo, HCW, DoY, the Red Line.... yes I can totally see it :)

    1. I just bet you do know Drunk on You...LMAO
      I'm glad I did the stories justice. Since I saw these pics they've been running through my mind every time I go into FF.

  2. Thank you so much for rec'ing SoCo!!! We love that's definitely Cajunward personified!

    Jenny Kate

    1. You know I love that story, Jennykate! And you girls! I'm happy to see I picked the right one for Cajunward...rawr...I love a good Cajunward. Hot Pockets and Southern Comfort shots for all!!!!

  3. Nice pics matched with each story. Makes me want to go back and re read them all.

    1. IKR, BellaT? I think I'm gonna have to go back and do just that. Sometimes, you just gotta go back and read the classics. LOL

  4. I've just installed iStripper, and now I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers stripping on my desktop.


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