|Maybe I'll see this sign SOMEDAY in person.|
1. I am not in Forks this weekend with all the other Twilighters.
I hope that this does not mean that I am not a true Twi-hard--because I think I rank right up there with the lucky ones that ARE in Forks. I just had a little trouble coming up with a legitimate reason why I should spend $1200 on airfare and lodging while leaving my 2 small children to go and drunkenly cavort under near constant cloud cover with complete strangers in the Pacific Northwest. I don't know...it sounded totally do-able when I explained it this way to Hubs. I can't understand his reluctance.
2. I can't go to the midnight showing of Breaking Dawn with my fellow bloggers.
Yep. I'm odd man out. I am totally blaming them and their geographical inadequacies. WHY can't they ALL relocate south of the Mason-Dixon? I just don't get it. I live in God's country. Don't they understand this? I need them closer.
3. Adele is not on the Breaking Dawn Soundtrack.
This, my friends, is a grave mistake. Why was I not asked who should be on the soundtrack? Do the soundtrack planners not know that I am an expert-music-picker-outer? (y'all know that's a real title, here in Mississippi...) Adele is an obvious perfect choice. Just ask Meg. She'll agree with me.
|Yes, Miss Adele. I don't get it either.|
4. My Robporn stash is becoming seriously deficient.
While I'm bitching, I just thought I'd throw that one in--in case anyone would like to take pity on me and send me some. This is really all my fault, I decided to take a technology break in August, and my Rob file has taken a hit. I NEED ROBPORN. Please? Anyone?
My Mama always taught me to see the glass as half full. So, I thought instead of boring all of you with my bitching and belly-aching, I'd try to see the upside in all of this.
1. I have THE GREATEST FRIENDS in this fandom. (And, no, this is not to butter y'all up so you'll send me RobPorn...)
Even if I don't get to go see BD with them, I know that we will still be squealing like teenage girls over the "good parts", because y'all know we will be making mental notes throughout that whole movie.
2. One day I WILL attend a function where Meg will be--I just know it!!!
*cue stalker music*
3. Rob makes it all better.
|See there? Don't you feel better? I know I do!|
Here's to Rob-vember!!!