Sunday, November 17, 2013

Hey birthday girl...

here's some music to scroll by.

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Happy birthday, kitt!

I also got you a little somethin' somethin' because I know how much you like tongue ;)

Love, Lisa

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Darling kiTT,

There are so many memories I've made with you that I treasure, including, but not limited to...Cilantro, Harvard (waiting and no longer waiting), The Great Vagina vs Pussy Debate, silky purple panties, rain, mud, three-ways, is this too much italics?, song lyrics, M&M pancakes, Hello Kitty, Alice in Wonderland, name guessing, holiday parties, mom wars, vague references, and Twilight quotes (that I always seem to miss). You're an important part of my life, whether you like it or not. Now, stop struggling while I hug you. (((HUG)))

Love, Dani

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I hope you do have a truly wonderful birthday. You are the kiTT to our caboodle. The kiTT to our kat. The... you know where I'm headed with this. Life wouldn't be nearly as much fun without you and your kiTTastic insights and pervy sense of humor. 

Happy birthday with big squishy hugs,


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I hope u have an amazing un-birthday. Everyday I am grateful for your friendship.

Love you babes,


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Happy Birthday kiTT!
Love, UAB

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I wish I could send you a real Ryan-a-gram. Maybe one day when I have him and Rob in angel wings and jeans... Happy Birthday!


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From the 12 Months Girls, The Rob Squad, and your boss,



Thursday, August 22, 2013

Rob's 2013...Map to the Stars

Hello!  Yes, it's been a while since we've posted.  We apologize for our absence.  Sometimes, RL just gets in the way despite our best intentions.  In June, we got to meet some of our favorite fanfic authors at the Twific Meet Up.  Some of the 12 Mos Gals got to spend some time together all in one place during the event, which we enjoyed thoroughly!  We hope the next time we get together, our beloved kiTT and TwiWeasel can join us!!!

While we await the release of "The Rover", let's talk about current news, shall we?

We've seen a lot of Rob these past few days as he films his latest movie, "Map to the Stars", in Los Angeles.

                                             ***Alert:  Spoilers ahead! ****

 If you're not a spoiler h00r, please gather your carry on luggage and disembark ...Thanks for flying 12 Months of Rob Air.  Come see us again...

                                                            (Rob on set Aug 20, 2013)

There are several plot synopsis' going around.  According to Fandango, the film is about how "two Hollywood teen actors grow up to realize the spoils of their early careers in this satire from director, David Cronenberg and writer Bruce Wagner." (source:

IMDB describes the film as a "complex look at Hollywood and what it reveals about western culture." (source:

The film stars, not only our darling Rob, but John Cusack, Julianne Moore, Mia Wasikowski and Carrie Fisher. An eclectic cast for sure!

Rob plays Jerome, a limo driver and aspiring actor who befriends Mia's character, Agatha.  Agatha is described as a criminal pyromaniac recently released from a Sanatorium.  We were graced with photos, courtesy of Robsessed, via Pattinsonlife (much much thanks!!), of Rob and Mia in an intimate moment outside the remains of one of Agatha's crime scenes.  (synopsis courtesy

                                                            OH!  A LEG HITCH!

                 We're convinced that Mr. Cronenberg understands the importance of the leg hitch.

                             We hope Ms. Wasikowski understands the position she's in...

This marks the second time Rob will work with David Cronenberg, known for such films as Scanners, The Fly and A History of Violence.   Screenwriter Bruce Wagner has written scripts for A Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills and was co-writer of the 2008-2010 Showtime series, Tracey Ullman's State of the Union.  Mr. Wagner wrote the novel, Dead Stars (2012),  based on the MttS script after plans for the film with Mr. Cronenberg fell through the first time.

The film is expected to be released in 2014 here in the U.S.  Entertainment One is distributing the film in Canada.

Besides filming Map to the Stars, Rob's Dior Homme campaign is set to debut in September.  He's one busy, busy man.

We can't wait to bring more Rob news as 2013 continues to be HIS year!

~ Naughty Hisbella

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Happy Birthday 17ForeverLisa!!

We hope you woke up this morning exactly like this!

Now that you're up and here, it's time to celebrate! 
Let's dig right in to some cake! 
Okay...where's the cake?
*looks around* 
Which one of you girls had bake-the-cake duty?

There's the box sitting unopened on the counter.
 Looks like we didn't get around to making any cake..

You know what? 
Forget the cake, you can have that with your family later! 
You've got your girls here, 
and we're gonna party the right way with...

And pound some shots!

Then we can all act 17 and try to get Rob to notice us!!!

Woo Hoo! It worked!

On to the best part of all, your gifs....err...we mean gifts
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from Fran
"Knock it off Edward. You aren't that special! You're 'twinned' so get over your dazzling self! You aren't the only one who is 'Forever 17.'"

It's true Lisa. 
From the moment we met, like Edward did, 
you've dazzled and reminded me what it's like to be
forever 17.

I admire all that you do, the kindness that you show, and the strength and grace in which you do it all.
You not only have the tattoo to prove it, but you live the saying, 
"love is love."
Thank you for sharing that love with me. 
Happy Birthday, dear friend.

from UAB

Happy "Dior-liscious" birthday Lisa!!!!
You are an amazing, kind, and crazy-talented person and I
am lucky to call you my friend!  Hope your day is
full of love, family, and a little Rob!
Because every birthday could use a little more Rob!
Love you!!!!

Oh and....SURPRISE!!!!

One more thing Lisa....every time it's your birthday, I always have this song playing in my head and I want to post this video.  This year I'm going to go for it!   Enjoy!

(Music to scroll by)

from Kassie

Rob is sad because his train is late. 
He's got his party hat on and is ready to celebrate...


Happy Birthday, Lisa!

from kiTT
Whether you just enjoy a lazy afternoon soaking up the sun....

Escaping with some old favorites at the movies...

Or attending a fancy shindig with Fifty Shades...
(It's like he's ploTTing out everything he's going to do in the red room later!)

from Dani
Oh look! Henry's sliding over to make room for the birthday girl!

Darlin' you know how much you mean to me,
 do I really have to say it...out loud? 
You're my slashy inspiration, 
and I really don't know what I'd do without you in my life. 
You'll always be the Cherry bomb to me. #JoanJettFTW
I love you, dollface...more. 

I like this one because it shows tongue!

***brought to you by Butch and Vishous****

from hisBella
Dear Lisa, our 17...
Today is the day we celebrate your birth...
I'm so thankful to you for pulling me out of my shell with the first "TwiPeople" cover.  You were patient and kind, and even used what I said.  That made me feel valued. 

 What's that Henry?  Yeah, "Awww..."

You are a terrific friend, wonderful woman and a valued member of this little world of ours.  We are in awe of all that you do.   12 Months of Rob and the many sites you run and contribute to wouldn't be the same without you. You are loved. A true woman of worth.

Don't shake your head at me, Mr. Pattinson!  Yes, I'm gonna say it...
Love is Love!   

Happy Birthday, Lisa!  May your day be wonderful and filled with love, laughter and your family.  XOXOXO,  
Naughty HisBella

from Lauren
Iron Man wanted to be included in your birthday celebration...because well, he's Iron Man:

Then, I had to figure out just exactly what would make this into a party fit for you, 
Ms. 17ForeverLisa.

So first, I thought of this:

Which I just KNEW you'd enjoy...but it wasn't quite then, there was this:

And somehow that still wans't quite enough...and then Rob went and helped me out himself:

And even though it might confuse Black Widow

I know it's just right for you.  I hope you have a great birthday!!!!  Love you!
Oh, and RDJr. had one more little message for you:

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Some birthday wisdom from all of us.
Don't think of it as another year older. Think of it as another year closer to seeing Fifty Shades of Grey come alive on the big screen. Just think, by this time next year, we will all have Fandango'd ourselves (bought our tickets) and taken off from work on August 1, 2014, maybe probably have traveled so we could see this movie together! We have a long ways to go, but we will all be sharing in the fun of movie news along the way!

In anticipation, here's a little movie magic montage!

And we'll be watching said porn! 

Finally, a little birthday puzzle!
What do these next 3 gifs have in common? 

Did you feel like certain topics just kept creeping into various conversations you had this week over and over again? 
In believable discussions...but almost incredulously?
Sounds like exactly your very own special brand of week-long birthday TorTure! 

Have a terrific birthday! 
12 Months of Rob