I was perusing IMDB on my phone yesterday, and was looking at BD Part 1 when I came across the Parental Guide. I always find the Parental Guide on here hilarious for any movie, and BD Part 1 is no exception.
I think you will find a few things amusing.
*SPOILER ALERT*
for those of you trying to keep your Twy-men intact.
How do you break a bed in a risky and rude way???? LMAO!
YESSSSSS!!!!! I can't wait to see Edward biting Bella everywhere!!!!
There will be licking ladies!!!!! LICKING!
Edward is presumably nude?????? Hell to the YEAHHHHHHH he's butt freakin nekkid!
So if Bella is wearing a bra - does that mean she's bottomless? Just wondering.
EDWARD AND BELLA HAVE SEX IN BED!
'NUFF SAID!
NO WAIT!
THEY HAVE SEX AGAIN!!!
*WHINES*
Is it November 18th YET???????
Can you tell I'm excited?
Well I'm just going to go ahead and say what we're all thinking here.
ReplyDeleteEven if it is not as much as I had hoped for
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOME OF THAT...
flirting!
That's funny. They have to be that specific, geez.
ReplyDeleteThe best part was "Edward breaks a bed by crushing it in a risky and rude way." I laughed out loud...imagine Edward "rude" and "risky" Just Edward being rude and risky makes me warm all over. lol!
What a way to describe that scene.
Is it wrong that I liked "Edward punches Jacob?"
I'm so happy because I was hoping they would keep Edward biting the venom into her and licking it closed. I liked to picture the licks as sweet kisses at such an emotional act for him.
Hahahahahahahaha....totally shared that post with U as he was sitting on the couch listening to me laugh hysterically...
ReplyDeleteHe is currently on his tablet reading the parental guides for the first three movies to me...I think we....and I emphasize we, are creating a monster.... ;-)
That parent guide shit is classic....love IMDB!
I'd be curious to read the other three parental guidelines. Send them or post them. We should compare.
ReplyDeleteThe rude and risky bed breaking is what had me LOL'ing first! Can't wait to see that!
ReplyDeleteCan I just say that what got me laughing first was UAB's use of "twy-men"...PSML!
ReplyDeleteSo, they have sex before she finds edward naked in the water? I'm thinking there's a lot of "Let's Get It On" goin' on! Yeah, Baby!
31 days people until edward is rude and risky! Who writes this shit?!?!?
I say during the movie when he gets ready to break it we all yell "Rude and Risky!"
LOL NHB, Rude and Risky is just one of the many comments we will be yelling out! Along with moans and sighs.... I can't freakin' wait! I'm ready to start planning my second viewing....who's with me?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking "Rude and Risky" needs to be put on
ReplyDeletea Tee Shirt too.
Three cheers for some flirting!!! Hip hip hooray!
ReplyDeleteYes, Rude and Risky! Perfect, Tesoro! hahaha
Edward biting and licking--yes!
Is that a parental guide list or my own personal list of fantasies? lol
I just read this again...for the sake of a good laugh...school is irritating the crap out of me this week so I needed something funny...
ReplyDeleteI think you're right, Meg, it's more of a fantasy list than a parental guide...
Holy shit! LICKING!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a list of "Oh hell to the yeah. That shit better be goin down in some dirty dirty fashion!"
PS: Q creating monsters is what we do. Dirty pervy monsters... you're welcome ;)
ReplyDeleteI might even get him to watch the movies eventually...just once...just to see them...
ReplyDelete...I mean it's usually my weekend ritual to watch them all at some point...he can watch them once so he knows what references I'm making ;-)
Rude and Risky, Edward NUDE, heavy make out sessions, biting, licking, Edward and his nudity on the beach, sex, sex, and MORE sex, Edward NUDE...that sounds like loads of family fun to me!!!
ReplyDeleteYippie!
( Did I happen to mention EDWARD WILL BE NUDE?? That's worth my $8.75 right there, girls.)